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valvesoftware:

pomary:

ex-homestucks prefacing every homestuck post/reblog with “i’m not into homestuck anymore” like chill u trying to make this the new no homo or what

no homostuck

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poidkea:

I went to some tide pools today. I saw like… 30 seals probably. and an otter that was eating a crab. the ocean is hardcore

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femchef said: psssst - jade/fef for the meme

revolutionator:

phrenotobe:

Hah! sure, okay let’s make sure that this passes the Vec test, they are far more Jade/Fef than me.

  • who shops for groceries?

Jade has an automated system that orders a delivery for all the essentials because Feferi is prone to being distracted by packaging and that means if they’re together, one or the other will forget the list and then it’s a series of impulse buys and copious amounts of purchases from the seafood aisle. 

Jade on her own is usually fine but normally trims down Feferi’s arm-long list of requests so they all fit in the freezer. They still have half a giant squid in there from the time that they went deep-sea fishing. 

  • kills the spiders

They both catch spiders, but Jade puts them outside on a bush and Feferi eats them. 

  • comes home drunk at 3am

Jade gets merry sometimes but Feferi especially likes to mangle “Part of your world” under her girlfriend’s window at high volume when she forgets the house keys. 

  • makes breakfast

Feferi and Jade both make breakfast but it’s not unusual for them to make two different ones because of different dietary needs. 

  • remembers to feed the fish

Feferi is all about giving the many fish in her home a long, healthy life and all the aquariums are temperature controlled and ph-monitored with alarms.

  • decorates the apartment

Both have added their own special touches and you can be sure they’re never getting the deposit back. 

  • initiates duets

Feferi thinks it is hella romantic but has yet to introduce the awesome tunes of her home world so instead they agree to sing the Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge!. Jade is pretty sure that there are some vocalizations that are too high frequency for human ears in that soulful redrom piece Fef offered to sing that one time. All the dogs started barking in the neighbourhood. 

  • falls asleep first

Jade, because Feferi can stay awake for days without ill effect. 

im gonna die???? im gonna die

MY HEAD EMERGES FROM THE EARTH WITH ALARMING SPEED

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princeofowls:

2013: The Year I Looked Pretty Swag

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saccharinescorpion:

reminder that this was literally my first impression of Homestuck

saccharinescorpion:

reminder that this was literally my first impression of Homestuck

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otparty:

You’ve S—-EARIOUSLY never been to a public pool before?! 38O

otparty:

You’ve S—-EARIOUSLY never been to a public pool before?! 38O

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vriscuit:

emotional cuties hug

vriscuit:

emotional cuties hug

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alizabug:

Oh, life could be a dream 
If I could take you up in paradise up above 
If you would tell me I’m the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart
(Hello hello again, sh-boom and hopin’ we’ll meet again)

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zillyhookah:


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colin has opinions on the music industry mkii

revolutionator:

plazmataz:

ombrophilia:

tumblr user taurusinthetardis made this post on June 9th, using the song “Flare” by Clark “plazmataz” Powell off Homestuck vol. 8,and deliberately did not give credit, calling it an “experiment”. That post now has over 45,000 notes; the song has close to 150,000 plays. And nobody knows that Clark Powell wrote it! In fact, some people are pissed off that “the surprise” is now “ruined” for them. Of course, taurusinthetardis would never do something that mean. Their plan is to release the name of the artist on June 24th, and not a second sooner. Presumably this is to prove the point that “oh shit, Homestuck isn’t terrible, how can it be when something this beautiful exists”.

In case you can’t parse the various ways why that’s bullshit, let me break it down for you. Clark Powell deserved to be credited from day one, and only revealing that he’s the artist behind this “mystery track” on your terms, when you decide it’s convenient for you, is the scummiest and most self-serving thing I’ve heard in a long time. If your plan falls apart at the idea of an independent artist getting recognition for their work, it really wasn’t a good plan to begin with, yeah?

It’s not just that taurusinthetardis is being self-serving, though. This affects Clark Powell far, far worse than anyone else. That’s 45,000 notes and 150,000 plays that he gets zero credit or recognition for. That is a huge amount of popularity for anybody. It’s the kind of thing that could make or break somebody’s entire career.

One last thing. I’m not at all familiar with the royalty agreement that the Homestuck music team set up with Andrew Hussie, nor the payment plan that Bandcamp has to its artists. But let’s run some rough numbers. Homestuck vol. 8 sells for $10.25 and has 41 tracks on it. Paypal takes $0.59 from each sale so we’re down to $9.66. Making some assumptions (everyone gets the same cut, Andrew takes no royalties of his own), that’s $0.24 per track. Assuming half of the 150,000 plays on that post would have gone on to purchase the album if they’d known it was an option, 75,000 * $0.24 is $18,000.

That’s $18,000 that Clark Powell should have gotten for this track. $18,000 on an “experiment” to presumably prove the already-obvious point that Homestuck isn’t “all bad”.

That’s why you always attribute the artist.

People have been coming out in my defense today in big ways, just to show that they respect music and the people who make it; I’ve been floored. Thank you so much, to all of you.

I make my music for you.

As a reminder, to all who heard the song and maybe wondered what it was, it’s called Flare. I wrote it, it was used in Homestuck, and you can buy the song here.

it never fails to impress me how thoroughly gross and entitled people are about the homestuck musicians

(Source: zamielherbei)